Sloke
the act of poking someone while they are asleep.
note: in glasgow, to “poke” a girl is the same as to finger her.
guy 1: how did your date go last night? any action?
guy 2: she fell asleep on the sofa, so i just sloked her and went home.
when you have been eating a lot of salt, or ‘cloggy’ foods, and you have a drink of either c-ke or pepsi. a sloke is the feeling you get down your throat when you drink it. a cold chilling fizzy sensation that cures all your dehydrated clogginess.
‘i need a sloke after that pizza!’
‘the way it slokes down my throat…incredible’
‘bursting for a sloke i swear! i’m so dehydrated :(‘
to slap and choke someone. this could be done as a single motion, but usually is seperated by derogatory remarks/threats.
blake found out the baby wasn’t his, and he sloked that ho right on stage!
n. – a person, usually male, around 6’3, with a heavy british accent that sounds like a cross between ozzy osbourne and wallace from wallace and gromit. synonyms- sam
is a chocolate chip and banananannna pancake on top of a rake, it has toes and it honks also likes to lick.
the sloke that was inside her legs on wednesday morning.
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