Slomo


sometimes referred to a member of the famous 3/5. rather large individual with slower than normal responses. has a sensitive side that does not like to be made fun of. but is a good sport.
josh is a slomo
shorthand for st. louis, missouri (mo), usa
bill: i went up to slomo this weekend for the rams game.
bob: i’m sorry to hear that.
used to define a fellow motorist who is both slow and a h-m-. this is most commonly used when waiting on a p-ssing car to make a turn. at first judgement you think the car is too close to make the turn, but soon after notice that said car is going way to freaking slow and you should have just gone a long time ago.
“come on, slomo, hurry the h-ll up..”
slow motion (slow-mo, slowmo) is an effect in film-making whereby time appears to be slowed down.

typically this style is achieved when each film frame is captured at a rate much faster than it will be played back. when replayed at normal speed, time appears to be moving more slowly.
matrix is famous for its slo-mo, green letters on black background, unexisted spoon and other mems.
the chick driving in front of you 10 under while simultaneously talking, texting, and touching up her make up.
the stupid slo-mo in front of me made me late for work.

i was trying to get my wife to the hospital before she gave birth to our first child but a group of slo-mos caused her to have the baby in the back seat of my new mercedes.
a person that’s not “dumb” but does sh-t no other human would do in public or private.
someone that just doesn’t quite get it.
you didn’t know how to turn the tv on, you’re a slo mo.
i just cussed you out, told you to get out, and you’re still here…you a slo mo.
those who are slow in the head….not the r-t-rded kind
man ….david is a slo mo…

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