slonge


a gopping v-g-n-, one that smells after a night out, or due to a lack of feminine hygiene. a disco f-nny. also a term used when something in general is disgusting, horrid and vile.
“that girls skirt is so short i can see her baggy slonge”

girl 1- “have you just opened a tin of cat food?”
girl 2- “no that’s my gopping slonge”
when one rubs a body part (usually the hand) on another’s neck. this will result in a brief but distinct choking noise.
“dude, i’m gonna go slonge bridget”
“cool man”
“ckkkkkkkkkhhh”

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