Slongker
a male or female with an abnormally large p-n-s whose bulge is often visible.
example1
girl1: ewww, i would never date that guy.
girl2: well i know i would. see that bulge in his pants? he’s clearly a slongker.
girl1: well now that you mention it….
example2
guy1: gosh i don’t know what to do. my d-ck keeps h-tting my knee when i run.
guy2: gross man, i don’t want to hear your slongker problems.
example3
guy1: that girl over there is totally a slongker.
guy2: i didnt know girls had p-n-ses.
guy1: …they dont…usually.
guy2: wha?
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