Sloodle
the crying fit after the act of masturbation. usually lasting 3 to 5 minutes, is accompanied by wondering why you’re “so d-mn lonely”.
there was nothing on tv last night, so i decided to lance with my porksword. turned out to be a bad choice; i sloodled for a good fifteen minutes.
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