slop jock
slop jock is an urban coliquialism that stands for someone who likes to eat sweets, not workout, stay on mysp-ce all day and drink mountain dews for a living. in other words, it is a really lathargic person!
man, why you always sittin’ on the couch being a slop jock?
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