slophouse
a female whos excessive drinking results in absolutely no control over her body or gentleman she will engage in s-xual relations with at any given time
sara is a gigantic slophouse
a level of ultimate drunkeness which is often accompanied by hook ups with multiple fat chicks, falling asleep while taking a dump, and instant messaging people that youve talked to maybe twice in your lifetime to tell them how much you love them.
“matt was slophouse last night… he hooked up with like 3 fat girls, fell asleep while taking a dump, and imed his best friend’s ex to tell her that he wanted to have -n-l s-x with her”
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