slopjaw


the result of being hit so hard that one’s jaw is unable to recover properly, causing slurred speech.
dannng! he snuck dude so hard that he got slopjaw!
someone who spills (unintentionally or otherwise) most of his shot down the side of his face.
“don’t waste anymore money on mike, he slop jawed the last three shots.”

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