Slopjob
when a girl is over salivating while she sucks a guy off and then it gets really sloppy really fast, talk about a sh-tty clean up.
guy #1: “man! last night i got the sloppiest free slop job!”
guy #2: “well what do you expect? it’s a free slop job!”
2 more definitions
right after a bl-wj-b, when your p-n-s is covered in c-m/saliva and you slap the girl around the face with it.
there’s nothing more satisying than giving your b-tch a slop-job.
the act of face f-cking a b-tch until a mixture of saliva, puke, and c-mbubbles comes out of her nose
she thought she was gonna give me a bl-wj-b, but it ended up being a violent slopjob.
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