Sloppabottomus
a sloppabottomus is a gay male bottom who just can’t get enough c-ck. portrait of a sloppabottomus:
1) has a white iphone
2) wears a jock strap everywhere he goes
3) goes to the gym and doesn’t work out
4) calls himself a “vers bottom” but never wants to top
5) lower intestine the shape of a half-used tube of toothpaste
6) dreams about being on the receiving end of a bukkake or spitroast
7) is named ethan, corey, johnny, mikey, blake, or any name ending in a “y”
“wow, i can’t believe johnny showed up tonight. i heard he took on an entire football team last night and got double penetrated. he is such a sloppabottomus.”
“i would never f-ck corey. i hear he’s a total c-m dumpster.
“c-m dumpster? try sloppabottomus.”
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