Sloppery Dick Job


noun
to be on the receiving end of the act of f-ll-t–, while at the same time shampooing their hair.
“hey steven, did you give jeff a sloppery d-ck job?”
“yeah, why?”
“…there’s still some shampoo in your hair.”

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