sloppy aardvark
during 69, a man sticks his tongue up another man’s -sshole, causing the guy getting rimmed to sh-t in his partner’s mouth.
prince edward asks his butler: “but i thought a sloppy aardvark was between a man and a woman?”
butler: “no, your highness, you are welcome to do it to me.”
during 69, a woman’s nose penetrates a man’s -n-s causing an involuntary bowel release.
she took me all the way down, but when her nose touched my -sshole i gave her a sloppy aardvark.
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