sloppy bavarian french horn


when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many b-ttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of “oh when the saints c-m marching in”
nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a “sloppy bavarian french horn” from his fiancee campbell all the while maintaining the beat of “oh when the saints c-m marching in” with the slapping of his ball sack.
when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many b-ttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of “oh when the saints c-m marching in”
nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a “sloppy bavarian french horn” from his fiancee campbell all the while maintaining the beat of “oh when the saints c-m marching in” with the slapping of his ball sack.

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