Sloppy Falafel


when ryan simpson gives you a rim-job.
jared: hey, do you want a sloppy falafel?
michael: yeah man, i totes want a rim-job from ryan simpson.
1) menu item at ramsi’s cafe on the world.

2) performing c-nn-l-ng-s on a vegan or vegetarian.
guy to waitress: “i’d like the sloppy falafel tonight.”

waitress to guy: “i’d like the sloppy falafel tonight too.”
to recieve oral s-x from someone from arab ethnicity which is sloppy
dude, did you hear stephen giles got a sloppy falafel last night

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