Sloppy Gopher
while having -n-l s-x with a female or male, if you remove your p-n-s to -j-c-l-t- on his or her back and they begin to sh-t themselves because of loss of control of their bowels, quickly shove your p-n-s back up their -ss to stop the sh-t from coming out. if done successfully, it should resemble a hairless gopher burrowing back into his hole.
“dude i was f-cking this chick up the -ss last night and when i finished i had to give her a sloppy gopher to save the floor.
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