Sloppy Gusher


a extremely dry/crusty armpit, that eventually starts to shoot puss and squeeze 18 different colors of juice out. people usually refer to this uncommon growth as a “michonda”. causes are yet to be found
“oh sh-t dude you have a huge f-kn sloppy gusher under here” as the someone observes ones armpit.

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