sloppy handra
“when a tall, persian eyed woman who goes by the name big al, rubbeth thy hang down with the contents of an old easy cheese canister.” – benjamin franklin 1768
it was a foggy, mid evil night as i lyeth in thy staw bed listening to her old, clubfoot draggeth across the cold, cobble stone floor. it wasn’t until i heard the familiar clinketh of an old easy cheese canister against big al’s chast-ty belt, that i knew a sloppy handra was about to go down
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