sloppy hog


man lathers his c-ck with bbq sauce and then proceeds to have a woman suck it off. his hand is then dunked into the remaining sauce and he starts to m-st-rb-t-. the woman must then be slapped across the face with a bbq sauce covered hand and bent over and humped from behind. then, before ejaculating, the man must turn the woman onto her back lick her v-g-n- clean of all the bbq sauce.
after grilling for my family and the kids went to bed, i gave my wife a real sloppy hog.

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