Sloppy Jerky


when you take a nice fat sh-t, then take the sh-t and place it into a meat dehydrator. after about 3 days of letting the sh-t dehydrate, you then insert it into a womans v-g-n-, and proceed to f-ck her in the -ss while you f-ck her p-ssy with the dehydrated sh-t. the sh-t will slowly fall apart and get restored with water, turning it back into sh-t inside of her p-ssy. thus, her p-ssy can be described as a “sloppy jerky.”
guy #1: yo i was totally raw d-gg-ng some chick last night, and stuck my fingers up her -ss

guy #2: you think that’s cool? i totally sloppy jerkyed my girlfriend last night and made her reach her hand into her p-ssy and eat out the sh-t

guy #1: man, you are f-cked up.

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