sloppy mommie
a big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can’t keep her legs crossed when on dates. they spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.
“you had unprotected s-x with that sloppy mommie? ha ha get ready to pay child support, idiot.
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