Sloppy Panda


while during the act of getting a bl-wj-b you punch the female in both eyes at the same time, then -j-c-l-t- all over her face turning her eyes black and her face white resembling a panda
so i brought this chick over to my house, i ended up giving the b-tch a sloppy panda.

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