Sloppy Penguin


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a person’s inner thighs; which then results in the legs sticking together; this causes the -j-c-l-t-e to waddle like a penguin
“after john sloppy penguined glenn’s sister dubbs, she waddled her way to the bathroom to clean up.”
slapping a girls’ vag while eating her out.

yeah.. don’t do it.
ex: dude i totally gave my girl the sloppy penguin last night.. and she broke up with me today..
what i do wrong?

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