Sloppy Pizza Sex
eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in s-xual activity shortly after; often -ssociated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through s-x, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having s-x after destroying a f-ck ton of pizza.
girl: babe, let’s get pizza tonight!
guy: okay.
-couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas-
guy: babe, i’m so full, let’s have sloppy pizza s-x !
girl: let’s see if we can finish this time.
-5 minutes into s-x-
guy: i give up.
girl: it’s okay, so do i.
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