Sloppy SlapinHeimer


the act of taking a sh-t in ones hand and slaping someone in the face and rubbing it in there teeth profusely…..
hey brandon…..that b-tch was back talking me so i gave her a sloppy slapinheimer….right up in her goodies…. that b-tch smelt for weeks..

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