Sloppy Susan


the act of hovering the bare -n-s over either an aware or unaware recipient. the host then proceeds to deliver a burst of hot, explosive, spraying diarrhea into the subject’s face and or mouth. similar to the hot carl. side effects may include severe sinus polyps, nasal congestion and -n-l leakage. synonym to the afghani afterbirth.
my girlfriend thought it would be kinky if i gave her a sloppy susan. she must think differently now that she has a severe case of sinus polyps!

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