Sloppy Topper
is a name given to people that don’t know how to perform oral s-x.
john:hey ,bro i heard jessica suck you off?
carl:yeah bro -high fives-
john:how was it ?
carl:not good she’s a sloppy topper
john:i hate sloppy toppers
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