sloppy waffle


a “sloppy waffle” is the result of an event similar to a “circle jerk”, difference being the “winner” gets to eat what must be a waffle, after he is the last of at least two partic-p-nts to -j-c-l-t- on it.
josh: yo slops, tell shazz here what belgian breakfast is.
darren: you see, it’s what happens when at least two f-gs and or frat boys gather around an eggo and start tuggin’, the partic-p-nt who is able hold in his lode long enough to be the last one to blow gets to eat it. a belgian breakfast is the result of a round-robin tournament, where the winners pile their winnings in a stack of sloppy waffles, winner of the tournament gets to…
a girls lose v-g-n-, like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
i tried f-cking this chick last night but it was sloppy waffles.

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