Sloptapus


n. an individual who, while under the influence of alcohol, becomes so overly sloppy that it would seem like he or she had eight arms to knock sh-t over with.
kevin: jesus, that girl just knocked over the pong table, threw her drink, and broke the back door window!

colin: dude sloptapus

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  • slug bites

    tender —and very tiny— kisses or nibbling, using the very outside part of the lips to “bite”, and gently tug the skin of your loved one (or anonymous s-xual partner). “man, it was hot … first we kissed normally, and then she gave me slug bites on my inner thighs. i was seriously boned”.

  • Cockblock Swoop and Snatch

    when a guy is attempting to spit game and you interject in the conversation, and spit superior game, thus stealing the female for youself. making the other guy look like an -sshat. wow, shawn just failed again. tim totally just c-ckblock swoop and sn-tched that girl.

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    ghetto-talk, meaning “family.” also used to mean friends, or really just anyone you greet. yo, what’s goodie in the hoodie, famm?!

  • cocklurcher

    a real love-them-and-leave-them type. a subst-tute for the term “manwh-r-“. guy 1- “that guy just f-cked that chick.” guy 2- “really? man, what a c-cklurcher.”


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