slorellowfish
the successful combination of slow loris and girellyfish. it is a beautiful creature and displays traits like ginormous eyes, a long neck, and tentacles (just to name a few), with a skin tone and texture that varies according to the age of the animal. it is found primarily in the rural back country of chile. (there has never been a reported sighting anywhere near europe.) it is obviously the ultimate super animal.
what’s that a picture of? it looks like a giraffe with jellyfish tentacles for legs and huge eyes like a slow loris.
oh, that’s my pet slorellowfish. it’s the most supreme member of the animal kingdom.
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