Slorts
an evolution of jorts: when one makes a pair of cut-off, unhemmed shorts out of a pair of slacks.
when we began this road trip, lane didn’t even know what jorts were. now look at him…he’s gone on and taken it to a new level, and invented slorts!
definition: a wh-r- in between two sl-ts
background: a slort is a combination of sl-t and wh-r- where the beginning of the word starts with “sl” of sl-t, then goes to “or” of wh-r- then ends at “t” of sl-t
dude! that slort is willing to take it to the base
a pair of short, tiny, sl-tty shorts.
girl: i got myself a present today.
guy: what did you get?
girl: i got a pair of sl-tty shorts.
guy: oh, you got slorts. so, they are a present for me too.
liquid secretion expeled from the -n-s when having intercorse,masturbation, or stimulating erogenous zones, when in males is directed from the prostate and its defined as mocus membrane.
“have you seen her face lately? seems like she’s been sprayed with slort”
the noise a rocketship makes occasionally between phewphews and vrooms
“phew phew, vroom, slort slort slort,” the rocketship sounded as it travleed through sp-ce.
the melted ice that forms when eating a slushie. notoriously difficult to eat.
don’t you hate it when your slushie turns to slort?
dress slacks cut into shorts, often worn by gay men.
since when did slorts become an acceptable fashion trend?
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