Sloth Coot


a mid 20 year old female, 30 lbs over weight who smells like the calcium build up male p.e teachers get on the sides of their mouths during an intense game of wall “f-g” ball. they also prey on drunk “scr-t-s” at the bars that are to smashed to realize how carney their under gibblets looks.
my boy b-dunks got man handled by a sloth coot in an suburban bunker last weekend…he still smells like rumpelstiltskin’s breath…

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