Sloth Fingers
the act of using the three middle fingers to lightly caress the back, arms, or thighs of the person you are pursuing s-xually, usually under the influence of alcohol in the setting of a party.
johnny was totally trying to have s-x with me last night. i looked down at one point and he was giving me sloth fingers!
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