Slothism
a medical condition where the victim cannot complete any task in a timely manner.
sorry i was late. my mom was having a severe case of slothism, and took an hour to get ready.
the religion which worships the red–ssed sloth.
‘and the sloth, with his power and wisdom, said “let there be light!”, and he flipped on the light switch.’
source: slothism bible – page 1
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