slotlationship


being addicted to unpredictable behavior in a relationship.
a relationship with a guy or girl that is so unpredictable, that waiting for them to be nice becomes addictive – much like in the way that playing a slot machine repet-tively waiting for 3 cherries is addictive.
i’m sick of kristy complaining about never knowing if her boyfriend is going to be nice to her or be a jerk…she needs to get out of that slotlationship!
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a way to describe a relationship where one or more parties plays their cards close to their chest. you are like a slot machine that your partners pulls and they could either come up cherries or bust, its all up to what you want to show them.

being a bit mysterious with what you are vesting in the relationship and not coming on to strong, such as placing a girl you just met as your profile picture on facebook.
you might need to be in a slotlationship, where the girl never knows if it comes up cherries or a 7,2,4.

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