Slovakian Chocolate Maker
when a sugar and water enima is given to a person intoxicated on vodka. the resulting expulsion of fluid is then heated into a semisolid mixture. that mixture is is then molded into a bar shape and left on the p-ssed out individual.
dude: i was at a party and p-ssed out drunk… when i woke up i found a chocolate bar that smelled like sh-t. i think i got too drunk and someday turned me into a slovakian chocolate maker.
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