slow box
a person who is a little bit slow-minded. lacking the ability to catch on to what someone is implying. inability to read between the lines.
mike- “are you going to be cranky?”
me- “i’d answer that question if i knew what it meant.”
mike- ” it means being in a bad mood.”
me- ” no sh-t mike, you’re a little bit of a slow box.”
mike is a slow box.
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