Slow Dump


to gradually break up with a person over a drawn out period of time because you aren’t man/woman enough to just pull the trigger.
“oh man, i feel really bad for dara. i got a feelin’ paul’s givin’ her the slow dump!”
1. it can mean a slow breaking up process as described above. but my first thought on it would be that a slow dump is one of physical bowel constipation. i guess the two of them can be the same, either way you get cr-p, neither one is pleasurable, both are painful, you hurt before, while, and after it’s going on, and they both stink!
i was broke last week, and all i had left in food stamps was enough to buy bread and peanut b-tter; man was i stuck with the slow dumps all week. i will never do that again! i am gunna but some greens & beans or something next month; this last week jiss about killed me. thank g-d it’s almost my food stamp pay day!

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