slow on the boner


to be “slow on the b-n-r” is to suffer from temporary erectile dysfunction at inconvenient times, such as pre-coitus. less commonly, the term is also applied to the refractory period.
“i was ready to go ham, but i was slow on the b-n-r so i decided to go down on her first.”

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