slow pitch


n. a loose approximation of softball in which the standards are lowered, rules are loosely enforced in a friendly manner, all can play, and heavy drinking is encouraged.

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hey! take some speed off that pitch ace. this is slow pitch, not bean ball!
when a ping pong ball is gently forced (shot) out of a v-g-n- worthy of the task. usually performed while laying on her back, if peformed while standing it is just gross.
during a game of beer pong in the garage, some -ss stepped on the last ball in use. then, to our dismay, stephanie slow pitched us our replacement. thanks steph!

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