wasted as f-ck
“oh god what is even l
don’t enemy now
..just dropped phone
i set the doors on slow morons
this is having stock
sorry totally choked 15 shoes
totally gonna rahway this when i’m sobee
what even is that?
thank god for autocorrect
good dawns you like
hold on his hook up with someone
so drunk wtx
will see is i even find one
i’m fine i swaer
thaw bouncer guy didn’t tell me to drink waver or anything
god how drunk am i?
feels killed bwfitness i
feels killed benson?
what is even happening?
totally gonna he hey first k
slow to woa”
-wasted person to your groupchat
- there aren't any definitions for this word
there are, don’t lie to yourself. this is what the urban dictionary says to you if you type an imaginary slang word that your imaginary friends use to try and act cool. john: what does “fam” mean? urban dictionary: there aren’t any definitions for this word.
- fifa sesh
a period of time whereby two or more friends play, either against eachother or against strangers, online matches on fifa football. the session will end once a player(s) are satisfied either their opponents or themselves have been suitably beaten over the course of however many matches took place in the session do you fancy a […]
the sound a gun would make if it was r-t-rded and was vomiting sh-t everywhere guy: firing! gun: shakalakrz shakalakrz shakalakrz guy: for f-cks sake…
when you’ve given up smoking and the only way to get kicks is to use your vapour e cig and m-st-rb-t- … at the same same time. enjoy ! inspired by mr simon who reccomends this after a stressful day at work. simon said, i’m vapebating tonight , i’ll see you when i’m done.
a special word or nickname which is usually provoking or complimenting someone depending on how the word is used. usually refers to someone who is on the break of loneliness if it is in complex sentence forum. refers in a different textual language like happy,joyful,and cheerful if is put in a compound-complex. also a name […]