Slowalkia
a land where people who walk at a slow pace, preventing the people behind them to walk at a normal pace, hail from.
“those two ladies are walking so slowly, they must be from slowalkia.”
“hurry up guys, we’re late for the movie. are you from slowalkia or something?”
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