slowbie


slow food lover or enthusiast, as opposed to fast food lover.

a term used to describe someone with money and time to care about good healthy food and who enjoys it at leisure.

that slowbie is really taking his time with his organic burger.
a really slow player who spends way too long looking for his ball in the woods when everybody knows it’s lost but noooo slowbie thinks he’ll find it and he’s gonna keep looking until he does.
les, you are slow as sh-t.
one who lags in online video games
man that guy with 56k is a real slowbie
put simply, a slow person/thing/the cheat. used in the same way as newbie. often used in regards to someone who takes too long to paint a mural on a fence, esp. in strong badia.
“…and hopefully by then, the cheat will have finally succeeded in finishing that mural i asked him to paint on the fence. like a year ago. slowbie.”

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