Slowbodahism


the act of making a simple task difficult.
when somebody gives you more information that you really need.
the act of talking over everyone head about stuff n-body cares about.
mark: how many seconds are there in a year? if i tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won’t even try to remember it. on the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury.
somebody else: huh? who cares.

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