Slowing


the opposite of “fasting” (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of lm.
john: “i’ve spent an entire month slowing!”
the opposite of speeding.
i was so dazed after work today that i was slowing all the way home.
not-so-fasting.

slowing is a sacred practice among bosom extremists during the month of plugadam.
“want some pizza…box?”
“no, thank you, i’m slowing this week.”

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