Slowking
the most powerful pokemon of all. also, the smartest pokemon of all.
you got full marks again? you are not a slowking, are you?
the ultimate pokemon to ever exist. he can kick mewtwo’s -ss anyday, screw you if you don’t agree! raaawrrr!! he has such an awesome hat/sh-ll! and he has semi-clothes! that thing around his neck counts! he’s not f-cking hindu!!
“i choose you slowking!”
“oh, it looks like your mewtwo f-cking sucks _____ <-insert loser's name here"
"i jack off to slowking p-rn."
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