Slowman Joeman
when someone goes so slow, you go insane…
when you pick up someone, and they decide to take a sh-t at that exact moment and keep you waiting, or forget their wallet, only to come out to the car and tell you they did, then go get… o worse wait till your 10 minutes into the trip…
when someone is very stupid.
-someone does something incredibly slow-
“you’re such a slowman joeman…”
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