slowmaro
a car that often emulated the mustang and tried to outperform the mustang but could not sell enough units for it to stay in production. often driven by white trash individuals who don’t know that the mustang is better.
billy bob has been driving that slowmaro for years, why doesn’t he just get a mustang?
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