Slowmo


one who is very slow, in the head, often times leading them to believe things that aren’t true, and argue points that aren’t valid. later they will realize their mistake, but won’t change their argument due to the fact that they don’t understand the concept of being wrong as they were babied all of their life and had a mom who let them win every game at candyland.
slowmo220, slowmo of renegade, slowmo of clanwars, that kid who is dumb, wookets, darthcide, icesword

see also: moron; idiot; drew carey
someone who takes a long time to come out of the closet.
julian took a long time to finally come out, he’s such a slowmo.
abbreviation for “slow motion”.
dude! was that a sush? nooooo! -exaggerated slow-mo dive towards the floor-
1. one who owns darthcide,raven,and sukhoi at any game they ever try to play. omit raven and his l337 madden skills.

2. that guy on renegade that killed me

3. one who kills extremely fast
“you d-mn slowmo”

“f-cking slowmo cheatz0rs”
the pimp of northwest dirty jerzy
slowm-f- just took your b-tch

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