slpurge
to pre-maturely ejactuate a great amount of pre-c-m.
to get excited really fast.
last night when i was getting a hummer she stopped to pull her hair back and when she did i just splurged into her eye.
i was so excited when she took her bra off that i splurged in my pants.
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