SLUF


short little ugly f-ck
the kid who walks around a college campus that looks like he is still in middle school
herpes infested facial secretion
“i went to kiss him and he had sluf running down his face!”
sluf is an abbreviation that is an acronym, standing for ‘short little ugly feller’. not commonly used, but could fit in very well in society today with the many other acronyms.
person 1. “he wasn’t very tall, kinda gross.”

person 2. “omg, what a sluf!”

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